{"id":27516,"date":"2025-07-07T10:20:06","date_gmt":"2025-07-07T00:20:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/?p=27516"},"modified":"2025-11-05T15:38:45","modified_gmt":"2025-11-05T04:38:45","slug":"roast-my-internet-habits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/roast-my-internet-habits\/","title":{"rendered":"What Your Internet Habits Say About You"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><span style=\"font-weight: 500;\">What Your Internet Habits Say About You (And How We\u2019d Roast You for It)<\/span><\/h1>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In the vast digital landscape we call the internet, each of us leaves behind a unique footprint \u2014 a digital trail of behaviours that, when examined closely, reveals more about our personalities than we\u2019d probably like to admit. According to the<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/datareportal.com\/reports\/digital-2024-australia\"> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Digital Report 2024<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, the individual <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">average internet use in Australia<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> clocks in at a whopping 6 hours and 14 minutes online every single day. That\u2019s a lot of scrolling, swiping, and clicking. Today, we\u2019re putting on our armchair psychologist hats (they came free with our internet connection) to analyse what your online habits say about you \u2014 and yes, we\u2019re bringing the roast.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-27517\" src=\"https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-1-300x300.png\" alt=\"Chronic Tab Horder Persona\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-1-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-1-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-1-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-1.png 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"font-weight: 500;\">The Chronic Tab Hoarder\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Who you are<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You currently have 47 tabs open across three browser windows. Some of these tabs have been open so long you\u2019ve forgotten what\u2019s in them, but you\u2019re \u201ctotally going to read them later.\u201d Your computer fan sounds more like a rocket prepping for takeoff.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The roast\u00a0<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Your browser tabs are like your life goals \u2013 ambitious, numerous, and mostly neglected. That article from 2019 you\u2019re \u201cjust about to get to\u201d? It\u2019s gathering digital dust alongside your New Year\u2019s resolution to be more organised. Your computer isn\u2019t running slow \u2014 it\u2019s staging an intervention. The only thing more cluttered than your browser is your mind when someone asks, \u201cWhat were you just looking at?\u201d \u2014 followed by five minutes of frantic tab-clicking.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What you need<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A<\/span><a href=\"\/nbn\"> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">lightning-fast internet connection<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> that can handle your 50+ tabs without breaking a sweat. Our MATE <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Unlimited nbn plans<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> are built for intense multitaskers like you. No slowdowns, no judgements, just reliable speed to match your chaotic browser energy. If you\u2019re after the <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">best nbn plan<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> for digital jugglers, this is it.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-27524\" src=\"https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-2-300x300.png\" alt=\"Wiki Rabbit Hole Persona\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-2-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-2-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-2-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-2.png 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"font-weight: 500;\">The Wikipedia Rabbit Hole Diver\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Who you are<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You started researching something simple for work, and three hours later, you\u2019re reading about obscure medieval farming techniques or the complete evolutionary history of deep-sea creatures.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The roast<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Your friends have stopped asking \u201cWhat have you been up to?\u201d because they know they\u2019ll receive a 20-minute lecture on how the Mongolian throat singing article led you to 18th-century French naval tactics. According to<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ox.ac.uk\/news\/2019-09-05-digital-detox-deal-information-overload\"> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">research from Oxford University<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, this kind of \u201cinfomania\u201d can actually reduce your IQ more than smoking marijuana. Your brain is like a trivia night powerhouse wrapped in the productivity of a sloth. You know the detailed lineage of the European monarchy, but you can\u2019t remember to take out the trash. You\u2019d make excellent conversation at parties \u2014 if you ever left your Wikipedia wormhole long enough to attend one.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-27522\" src=\"https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-3-300x300.png\" alt=\"Social media archaeologist persona\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-3-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-3-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-3-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-3.png 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"font-weight: 500;\">The Social Media Archaeologist\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Who you are<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You regularly find yourself scrolling through someone\u2019s social media from 2013, analysing their vacation photos and relationship status changes. You\u2019ve mastered the art of the accidental \u201clike\u201d on a post from seven years ago.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The roast<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Nothing says \u201cI\u2019m totally not obsessed\u201d like knowing what your ex\u2019s cousin\u2019s former roommate had for lunch in 2015. Your thumb has developed superhuman strength from all that scrolling, yet somehow you still accidentally double-tap posts from half a decade ago.<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Research shows<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> that excessive social media stalking is linked to higher levels of anxiety and FOMO \u2014 but we reckon your FOMO has evolved into something far more powerful. Your detective skills would impress Sherlock Holmes. The ASIO (that\u2019s the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation \u2014 yeah, we do have an FBI, who knew!?) should hire you for reconnaissance, but they\u2019re worried about your tendency to leave digital fingerprints on photos from 2012.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What you need<\/span><\/h3>\n<a href=\"\/mobile\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mobile data plans in Australia<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> that keep you connected wherever your sleuthing takes you. Our generous mobile options mean you can scroll from the couch, train, or the pub without stressing about data caps.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-27523\" src=\"https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-4-300x300.png\" alt=\"Comment Warrior Persona\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-4-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-4-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-4-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-4.png 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"font-weight: 500;\">The Comment Section Warrior\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Who you are<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">No online discussion is complete without your opinion. You\u2019ve typed the phrase \u201cWell, actually\u2026\u201d more times than you\u2019ve had hot meals. You believe it\u2019s your sacred duty to correct strangers on the internet.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The roast<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Your keyboard must have worn-out C, A, and P keys from typing \u201cCAPS LOCK IS LIKE YELLING\u201d so many times. You\u2019ve spent more hours crafting the perfect response to a YouTube comment than the video creator spent making the actual content. According to the<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/psychology.org.au\/\"> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Australian Psychological Society<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, this kind of online confrontation gives you a temporary dopamine hit but usually leaves you feeling worse afterwards. Your family misses you at dinner, but they understand you\u2019re busy explaining to DogLover429 why their take on economic policy is flawed. You believe you\u2019ve won countless debates, but the only thing you\u2019ve actually won is the \u201cMost Likely to Respond to a Rhetorical Question\u201d award.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-27523\" src=\"https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-4-300x300.png\" alt=\"Comment Warrior Persona\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-4-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-4-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-4-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-4.png 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"font-weight: 500;\">The Perpetual Online Shopper\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Who you are<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Your browser history is 90% online stores. You have items sitting in at least seven different shopping carts right now. You know all the delivery people by name.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The roast<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You\u2019ve convinced yourself that adding items to cart is \u201cjust browsing\u201d and not a cry for help.<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Australia Post reported<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> that Aussies spent over $62.3 billion on online shopping last year, and we\u2019re pretty sure half of that was you. Your bank has called several times to confirm your identity because no reasonable person would need that many phone cases. The dopamine hit you get from clicking \u201cpurchase\u201d has become one of your biggest sources of joy in life. You\u2019ve memorised your credit card details faster than important phone numbers. The delivery people have a support group chat about your address. The only thing emptier than your wallet is the void you\u2019re trying to fill with novelty kitchen gadgets you\u2019ll use exactly once.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What you need<\/span><\/h3>\n<a href=\"\/mate\/bundles\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">MATE\u2019s Bundle &amp; Save<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> options combine mobile and internet to stretch your budget further \u2014 ideal when you\u2019ve got multiple parcels in transit and a wishlist that won\u2019t quit\u2014\u00a0 looking for the best i<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">nternet plan comparison<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">? This one delivers.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-27521\" src=\"https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-6-300x300.png\" alt=\"Conspiracy Theory persona\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-6-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-6-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-6-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-6.png 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"font-weight: 500;\">The Conspiracy Theory Enthusiast\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Who you are<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You\u2019ve gone so far down the internet rabbit hole that you\u2019re practically in Wonderland. You use the phrase \u201cDo your research\u201d at least three times a day. Your browser history would make an FBI agent raise an eyebrow.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The roast<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You believe the government is tracking your every move, yet you\u2019ve voluntarily given your DNA to three different ancestry websites. You\u2019re suspicious of mainstream news but completely trust a website built in 1997 with Comic Sans font. According to<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.uq.edu.au\/news\/article\/2020\/05\/conspiracy-theories-and-covid-19-perfect-match\"> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">research from Queensland University<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, about 20% of Aussies believe in at least one conspiracy theory \u2014 congrats on being in that special club! Your family has a code word for when you start explaining why the moon landing was fake. You have more tin foil on your head than in your kitchen. You\u2019ve connected dots that exist in different universes. The truth isn\u2019t \u201cout there\u201d, it\u2019s hiding from you specifically.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-27519\" src=\"https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-7-300x300.png\" alt=\"Meme Hoarder Persona\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-7-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-7-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-7-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-7.png 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"font-weight: 500;\">The Meme Hoarder and Mass Sharer\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Who you are<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Your camera roll is 90% memes, 5% screenshots of memes, and 5% actual photos. You send memes to friends at 3 AM with the caption \u201cthis is so you.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The roast<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Your friends have created a separate notification sound just for you \u2014 it\u2019s the sound of silence because they\u2019ve muted you. You believe sending someone the perfect meme is equivalent to actual emotional support.<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Studies show<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> that meme sharing actually does build social bonds, but there\u2019s definitely such a thing as too much of a good thing. Your idea of keeping up with current events is knowing which new meme format is trending. You\u2019ve run out of cloud storage three times this year alone. You\u2019re more fluent in meme references than your native language. When someone asks what you\u2019ve been up to, you show them a meme instead of answering \u2014 and somehow, it makes perfect sense to you.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What you need<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Our<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">high-speed<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> unlimited <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">nbn<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> plans in Australia<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> come with no data caps, because we know you\u2019re downloading and sharing gigabytes of memes daily. Someone\u2019s gotta keep Australia\u2019s meme economy running, and it might as well be you.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-27520\" src=\"https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-8-300x300.png\" alt=\"The influencer persona\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-8-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-8-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-8-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Persona-8.png 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"font-weight: 500;\">The Influencer Aspirant\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Who you are<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You\u2019ve never met a brunch that didn\u2019t deserve to be photographed from 17 different angles. Your Instagram bio contains the words \u201cjourney\u201d or \u201clifestyle.\u201d You speak in hashtags.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The roast<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You spent two hours arranging your coffee cup next to your journal, which you\u2019ve never actually written in. Your friends now budget an extra 30 minutes for meals to account for your photoshoot. You\u2019ve used the phrase \u201cbuilding my brand\u201d to describe posting selfies.<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/aana.com.au\/self-regulation\/codes-guidelines\/influencer-marketing\/\"> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Research from the AANA<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> shows there are over 7,000 active Aussie influencers, but somehow you\u2019re still struggling to break 500 followers. Your bathroom counter is cluttered with products you don\u2019t use but keep for flat lays. You practice your candid laugh in the mirror. Your followers think you live a perfect life, but they don\u2019t see you eating cereal for dinner in the dark while scrolling through filters. The only thing more filtered than your photos is the version of yourself you present online.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"font-weight: 500;\">Which MATE Plan Suits Your Internet Personality?\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Gotta admit, we\u2019re all guilty of at least one of these internet sins (some of us at MATE HQ ticked multiple boxes \u2014 no judgement here). But different online habits and <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">internet usage in Australia <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">demand different internet solutions:\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">For the Data Hungry (Social Media Archaeologists, Meme Hoarders)\u00a0<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You need our <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/flamin-fast-1000-100\/\">Flamin&#8217; Fast nbn 1000\/100 <\/a><\/strong><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">plan with blistering speeds and unlimited data. Because your appetite for content knows no bounds, and neither should your internet plan.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">For the Always-Connected (Tab Hoarders, Comment Warriors)\u00a0<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Our <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/no-worries-500-50\/\">No Worries nbn 500\/50<\/a><\/strong><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0plan gives you reliable speeds across multiple devices. Perfect for when you\u2019ve got 50 tabs open and are simultaneously arguing in three different comment sections.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">For the Mobile Addicts (Influencers, Online Shoppers)\u00a0<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Check out our<\/span> <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.letsbemates.com.au\/mate\/better-mates-mobile\/\">Better Mates 32GB mobile plan<\/a><\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> with unlimited calls and texts to standard Aussie numbers. Ideal for posting those crucial brunch photos or panic-buying another unnecessary gadget while you\u2019re out and about.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">For the Value Seekers (Everyone, Really)\u00a0<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Our<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Bundle &amp; Save<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> options combine mobile and internet to save you up to $10 a month. That\u2019s money you could spend on\u2026 well, let&#8217;s be honest, probably more online shopping.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Before you feel personally attacked, remember: we\u2019re all guilty of at least one of these internet sins. Our <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">online habits<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> are just digital extensions of our wonderfully weird human quirks. So, embrace your internet persona \u2014 just maybe close a few of those tabs while you\u2019re at it.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Now, if you\u2019ll excuse me, I need to go check the 37 items in my Amazon cart that I\u2019ll definitely never buy. At least with my MATE internet, my <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">nbn data usage<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> isn\u2019t going to be slowing me down! I can even load all those product pages simultaneously!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Want to find the perfect plan for your particular brand of internet obsession?<\/b> <b>Check out our plans<\/b><b> or give our Aussie-based team a call. We promise not to roast your<\/b><b> internet habits<\/b><b>\u2026again.<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<div>\n<div style=\"position: fixed; bottom: 10px; right: 20px; z-index: 2147483647;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"position: fixed; bottom: 10px; right: 20px; z-index: 2147483647;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"position: fixed; bottom: 10px; right: 20px; z-index: 2147483647;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"position: fixed; bottom: 10px; right: 20px; z-index: 2147483647;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"position: fixed; bottom: 10px; right: 20px; z-index: 2147483647;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"position: fixed; bottom: 10px; right: 20px; z-index: 2147483647;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"position: fixed; bottom: 10px; right: 20px; z-index: 2147483647;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"position: fixed; bottom: 10px; right: 20px; z-index: 2147483647;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"position: fixed; bottom: 10px; right: 20px; z-index: 2147483647;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"position: fixed; bottom: 10px; right: 20px; z-index: 2147483647;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What Your Internet Habits Say About You (And How We\u2019d Roast You for It) In the vast digital landscape we call the internet, each of us leaves behind a unique footprint \u2014 a digital trail of behaviours that, when examined closely, reveals more about our personalities than we\u2019d probably like to admit. 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